Life is Art

My life, as a mother / lover / writer / seamstress / cook. Whew.

Life is Art is Kelly Hogaboom in small, digestible bits.

Featured Project: Bike Chaps

This design was actually entered in the Etsy/Instructables Sew Useful contest. These are functional, cheap to make, and sold on Etsy within an hour or so.

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"... without adding, 'you're making a scene.'"

Published by Kelly Hogaboom on Monday, October 17, 2005 at 9:05 PM.

It's 3:45 PM and I'm at a little celebratory ice cream social at a sweet li'l uptown shop that is celebrating a successful first leg of business. I'm here by personal invitation (which I'm very touched about). The owner of the store is giving a small, tactful speech thanking each person there. Everyone is smiling. Then.

My son. Is the one. Writhing on his back, thumping his head against the flooring, and squalling. Brandishing two markers threateningly. The room is mostly adults who are probably alternating between pretending I don't exist and wishing I didn't. Of course, three other toddlers are there (one, my lovely daughter who is behaving herself very well), but they are pulling it together for the five minutes needed. But it's my kid. Right now. That is the problem.

Today Michelle said, "You must be pretty worn out by the end of the day."

Yeah.

Labels: chaos, humiliation, Nels, Sophie

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