Ralph and I are working on a cooking video. Here are some excerpts from film production:
Me: “It should be obvious from the amount of soy sauce and sugar I’m using that these are not healthy. Um… I think? They’re vegan.”
Ralph: “The problem is not filming your boobs.”
Nels (on hearing me say “chicken” on video): “Chicken?! I don’t like chicken. They bite me!”
(That last has never happened. Ever.)