On Her Majesty's Secret Service

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

It’s Bond, again! With nymphomaniacs! And Switzerland! And the first Bond film to use skis! Also to break the fourth wall! (groan!) And to have a really bad boner joke (and you know I’m pretty lenient about those things!)! And to feature this big Australian bloke who impressed talent agents by hoisting crates of Turkish Delight – only to disappear again after this film!

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Now quick. Which Bond had the best chin-ass? Was it this film’s George Lazenby?

George Lazenby

Or the 80’s Bond Timothy Dalton?

Timothy Dalton

(the answer is Dalton because he has sexiful eyes and a great voice, plus he is a talented actor and also does comedy quite well!)

Yes, tonight on #BondBFFs we are viewing the sixth Bond film. Follow our commentary at #BondBFFs on awesometi.me; better yet, get your copy of Her Majesty’s Secret Service*, pause the film immediately after the MGM lion fades, and press play again at exactly 6 PM PST according to this site’s clock.

* (My advice? Buy a legal version, and download/torrent it to put the file on the computer through VLC or some such, so streaming internet doesn’t make viewing stutter.)

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