nels, today

1. After leaving him at home for one half hour: “Mom. Can we get a bunny? A man offered me a bunny. Can we get a bunny?” (repeat, repeat, all day long)

2. Abruptly, with urgency, from the passenger seat: “I need a Steampunk.” Then, calmer: “I need to be a Steampunk.”

3. “I’ll knock on the door and Trick or Treat, and they’ll ask what I am. And I’ll say, ‘I’m a nude man wearing a wet bag. Wet from my tears because my mom didn’t make me a costume.'”

4. “We’re gonna stay up all night Friday playing VIDEO GAMES

Oh and as of this evening we have a new rabbit-pet. A rescue rabbit. It’s name is Bun Bun.

#poorLifeChoices

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