I make an effort to write even when I’m busy. And I have been busy! The candy-making date with Amore on Monday went wonderfully. It’s snowed a bunch then it rained all away. Car-less I attempt to get out, go running, do my shopping. I cook food and more food and it all vanishes.
I’m working on a sew-intensive project and I’ve been missing my kids and I don’t want to be back in my sewing room SO I asked Ralph to put my sewing table in the living room so I could put on some “television” (Netflix through the computer) while I did my thing.
I can’t put on anything too good while I’m sewing or I get distracted; however if it’s no fun, what’s the point? So this time around I’ve been doing some serious camp!
Ralph and I are both huge Elvira fans. Sex-positive, quick-witted, corny, goofy – and some awesome one-liner double entendres, all in addition to her other obvious attributes. What’s not to like?
And then:
Not the funniest Mel Brooks comedy but one entirely adorable and served well by the straight-man slapstick of Leslie Nielsen. Speaking of which, I have yet to watch Forbidden Planet (1956) and given the recent demise of both Francis and Nielsen a memorial viewing seems entirely appropriate.
In other news, Ralph decided to shave the beard. OK, fine. I get it. He didn’t like its itchiness and maintenance and thought it made him look dirty. Now I thought he looked really handsome and mysterious and rugged but, OK. I even told him (truthfully) that the full beard gave him a less-bald appearance, the hair on jaw and chin compensating for thinning up above; I hoped his self-consciousness about his hairline might cast a more friendly light on the muttonchops. But he never liked the beard much and it was clear from the outset this ferocious display of hirsute manliness would be a short-lived, fleeting winter wonder.
So first he shaved down to a Zappa ala Phoenix’s request:

(Ha, I love how PISSED Harris looks. AS PER USUAL. Angry and obese, what a great cat.)
Nice enough, eh? Sinister but sexy.
But then. THEN. He went too far.

Yes. Really.
And finally – after 24 hours of the above abomination, tonight’s foulness – the meager and failed attempt at an iconic actor and persona.

And after he did this of course he wanted a kiss. GROSS.
I throw up my hands.
And – I’ve been writing in my One Line A Day Five Year Memory Book. And I’ve been writing my small stones. I have some saved for you.
Melted Snow
(Small Stone #10*)
Melted snow in my husband’s beard
Diamonds, icy cold
As he just steps back inside
Hush
(Small Stone #11*)
Low light
and very late night,
up until dawn sometimes.
You and me and you.
Our own world,
Quiet and new.
Repairs Needed
(Small Stone #12*)
We’ve lived without water pressure in our kitchen for a year and a half.
I miss the bold rush of hot water.
Small stone project